I change the date on my homework to make it seem like i did it earlier
Monday May 28 @ 11:51pm
via sodamnrelatable
People fall in love all the time. And it’s not always with the right people. And it’s not always reciprocated.
Sarah Addison Allen, The Peach Keeper (via simply-quotes)
Monday May 28 @ 11:33pm
- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
FINALLY
